I am a man considering care
Start with Know Your Numbers and the care guides, then join the Houston list.
The Club, at a glance.
What EYEGASMIC Club is, where it stands and how to reach us, in one place, for men, clinicians, partners and press.
FactsIn development. Houston first.
The facts
One page, kept current.
Last updated October 2026. We change this page as things are confirmed, and we say so when something has not been decided.
- What it is
- A private men's health club. Evaluation, care and optimization for men, delivered by licensed clinicians in rooms designed like a contemporary club.
- Status
- In development. No Club is open, and no appointments, treatment or pricing are available yet.
- First market
- Houston, Texas, planned for River Oaks District. The building is in negotiation, and an opening is planned for Summer 2027. Nothing is confirmed until we say so here.
- Formats (concept)
- The Walk-Up: up to about 2,000 sq ft, with eight small Express rooms and two treatment Suites. The Office Suite: about 1,200 sq ft, with five Express rooms and one Suite. Both flex with the space. See the formats.
- The rooms
- Nine named rooms: The Door, The Parlor, The Pour, The Study, The Express, The Suites, The Draw, and the back-of-house Ledger and Den. See the rooms.
- Care planned
- Testosterone evaluation and TRT, sexual health and ED, medical weight management, longevity and preventive health, vitamins and peptides where appropriate, hair loss, and sports injury and recovery. Which services each Club offers will be confirmed before it opens. Read the guides.
- Clinical model
- Clinical services are provided by independent licensed professionals in affiliated practices. A Clinical Director role is planned for each Club. How we practice.
- Ownership and brands
- EYEGASMIC is a brand of Eyekonic Brands, LLC. Three rooms, one family: EYEGASMIC Club is the internal side (how you feel and function), EYEGASMS is the external side (how you look and carry yourself), and EYEGASMIC is the ritual that brings it together.
- Growth
- Houston first. Other markets are under consideration and nothing is committed. We take inquiries from clinicians, property owners and operating partners. Partner inquiries.
- What this page is not
- This site is not an offer to sell a franchise, a security or a medical service, and nothing here is a forecast. Concept imagery and plans are illustrative and may change.
Where to start
Four ways in.
I am a clinician
Read how we practice and the Clinical Director role, then tell us you are interested.
I am a partner or investor
See the two formats and how a conversation begins. We keep early conversations simple and in writing.
I am writing about the Club
Use the name EYEGASMIC Club, always in capitals. Describe it as in development, with Houston first. Our story and this page are the reference.