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Know your numbers.

Know where you are before deciding where to go. A conversation and the right tests, read with a clinician: hormones, metabolism, heart health, body composition and recovery.

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Your baseline

Before treatment.
Before optimization.
Before assumptions.

The whole picture, in plain words. We start by establishing where you are: what was measured, what it means for a man of your age and history, and what, if anything, is worth doing. Repeated over time, it becomes a trend line, not a snapshot.

Hormonal healthTestosterone, estradiol, SHBG and thyroid, where they are needed.
Metabolic healthGlucose, A1c and insulin: how your body handles fuel.
Cardiovascular riskBlood pressure, cholesterol, ApoB and family history.
Body compositionWeight, waist and muscle, tracked over time.
Sleep and recoveryHow well you rest, and how you bounce back.
Sexual healthDesire and function, discussed plainly.
Blood and nutrientsBlood counts, iron, vitamin D and B12.
Your goalsWhat you want from the next ten years.

These are the kinds of markers a clinician may discuss with you. Not every test is right for every man, and which we offer will be confirmed before opening.

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What it is not

Not a pitch for optimization drugs.

Knowing your numbers does not mean you need treatment. Often the right answer is to keep doing what you are doing.

How it works

Understand first. Decide second.

  1. 1

    A conversation

    What you have noticed, your history, your goals, your family history.

  2. 2

    The right tests

    Chosen for you, not a menu. Early-morning draws where hormones are involved.

  3. 3

    A clear read

    A clinician walks you through what each number means, and what it does not.

  4. 4

    Your decision

    Do nothing, change habits, monitor, or consider treatment, with the risks explained.

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Start your assessment, when the doors open.

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