EYEGASMIC Club
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Nine rooms. Every one named.

EYEGASMIC Club is built from nine named spaces, each with one job. They run from light to dark to light: white gallery corridors and treatment rooms, a dark Parlor, Study and Draw, and one large painting in every room.

ConceptRooms, plans and details vary by location. Nothing is open yet.

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A long white gallery corridor with walnut doors and a large cobalt and vermilion painting at the far end.
A hand touching a tablet check-in stand in brushed brass, showing a simple check-in screen.
Front of house

The Door

Self check-in on a brushed-brass iPad beside the bar, so nobody queues. Or check in with the host at the bar itself.

A man reads in a dark lounge with a cognac chair, an oatmeal sofa and a large vermilion painting.
Front of house

The Parlor

Dark walnut, honed black stone and cognac leather, with one large painting. You wait here, if you wait at all.

A host pours sparkling water for a man at a walnut and black stone bar beneath an ochre and green painting.
Front of house

The Pour

The bar is the check-in. Walk up, give your name, and the host checks you in, with Elixirs, water and coffee behind. Elixirs are beverages, not medical treatments.

A Nurse Practitioner talks with a man across a small stone table in a walnut-paneled study.
Care

The Study

The consultation. A private conversation with your Nurse Practitioner, Physician Assistant or physician, in a room that feels like a study, not an exam room.

A Nurse Practitioner sits beside a man in a compact cognac draw chair in a white room with walnut cabinetry.
Care

The Express

Small private rooms along both corridors, for bloodwork, injections and quick visits, so a man gets in and out.

A Nurse Practitioner talks with a man seated on a cognac treatment table beside a sink and walnut cabinetry.
Care

The Suites

Treatment rooms with a table, a sink and walnut storage. Medicine that can be beautiful, and still works first.

A Medical Assistant works at a black stone lab bench with a centrifuge and a rack of sample tubes.
Behind the scenes

The Draw

Our in-house lab, at the back of the Club. Blood is processed and tested here, and injections are prepared. Staff only.

A Clinical Director reviews a tablet at a walnut desk in the back office while a colleague works nearby.
Behind the scenes

The Ledger

Records, billing and scheduling, kept out of sight so the front of the Club stays about the man in front of you. Staff only.

Four clinic team members share coffee and laugh in a staff room.
Behind the scenes

The Den

The break room. A staff room that feels like the rest of the Club, because the people who run it should be looked after too. Staff only.

Walk the plan. Room by room.

Hover or tap a room to see what it is for. A concept layout, not final.

Concept floor plan of The Walk-Up, an EYEGASMIC Club format of up to about 2,000 square feet, with the entrance into the bar and lounge

Concept layout of The Walk-Up, up to about 2,000 sq ft.

    White gallery. Dark club. Modern medicine.

    Dark walnut with a brushed brass pull.
    Walnut
    Honed black stone with a brass edge.
    Honed stone
    Cognac leather with hand stitching.
    Leather
    A large cobalt and vermilion painting beside a walnut door.
    Art

    Materials are a design direction, and finishes vary by building.

    Concept layouts and imagery. Photographs, plans and people shown are illustrative renderings and AI-generated models, and rooms, sizes and details vary by location.

    Modular by design. Built to repeat.

    Every Club is assembled from the same nine rooms. A site is fitted by choosing the format, not by redesigning the Club.

    The Walk-Up and The Office Suite